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Charlie.
Noah.
I think she’s cheatin’ on me.
Ohhh, you’re kiddin’ me, really?
Ahh, I got a pretty bad feeling.
Oh, man.
I second that.
If there’s anything I can do to help, you know I’m on board.
Well, there’s one thing we can do together.
I’m in!

I’m gonna cut you up buttercup
And stick you in my trunk
Drive out to the desert
And dig a hole

I’m gonna cover your head in spunk
And shovel on some dirt
Maybe that way I can
Cover up this hurt

You used to be sweet as apple pie
But now you’re sauerkraut
Ever since you doinked that other guy
And thought I’d never find out

I’m gonna cut you up buttercup
And stick you in my trunk
Drive out to the desert
And dig a hole

But you know what?
I shoulda known you didn’t have sewing class
Every night
Sewin’ class, I know what you’re sayin’
It seems pretty strange for anyone to sew that much
And I shoulda known something was up
When you booked that business trip
Uh-huh
‘Cause you don’t even have a job

But you used to be sweet as apple pie
But now you’re sauerkraut
Ever since you doinked that other guy
And thought I’d never find out

I’m gonna cut you up buttercup
And stick you in my trunk
Drive out to the desert
And dig a hole

I’m gonna cover your head in spunk
And shovel on some dirt
Maybe that way I can
Cover up this hurt

Tell it to me, yeah, again

I’m gonna cut you up buttercup
And stick you in my trunk
Drive out to the desert
And dig a hole

I think that’s just the thing to do

I’m gonna cover your head in spunk
And shovel on some dirt
Maybe that way I can
Cover up this hurt

C’mon, again

I said maybe that way I can
Cover up this hurt

One more time

Yeah, maybe that way I can
Cover up this hurt
Ohhhh
Maybe that way I can
Cover up this hurt

That sounds like a good idea.
I’ll get the keys.