From the recordings Dark Songs - Vol. I and DARK SONGS from the Holiday Vol.1
Bruce Reaves, Kim Manning, Lantz Lazwell
Lyrics
If you want to be hip
And you want to be cool
Then we've got a new dance
You don't need no school
Try to clear your mind
Be ready for a scuffle
I hope you're strong enough
To do the Graveyard Shuffle
And it bleeds like this
Two steps to the left
Two steps to the right
One big step back
One big step...(SCREAM!!)
It can't get no worse
Take the easy way out
Too tired to work
Take the tombstone route
To be a funky guy
You just have to let go
Could be fun to die
And join the Graveyard Show
And it bleeds like this
Two steps to the left
Two steps to the right
One big step back
One big step...(SCREAM!!)
If you want to be hip
And you want to be cool
Then we've got a new dance
You don't need no school
Try to clear your mind
Be ready for a scuffle
I hope you're strong enough
To do the Graveyard Shuffle
And it bleeds like this
Two steps to the left
Two steps to the right
One big step back
One big step...(SCREAM!!)