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This Is Not A Test (Jo, Wittgens, Ebert) Anna Jo - vocals / Andrea Wittgens - keytar, vocals, zombie noises / Christa Ebert - vocals, pedals

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This is not a test. Attention residents of Door County: There have been multiple reports of a highly evolved and rapidly spreading virus in the area. Symptoms include high fever of over 104 degrees, erratic, sometimes aggressive, behavior, and large, weeping skin lacerations. If you or a loved one is currently experiencing any of these symptoms, report immediately to the temporary army medical facility located at 120 North Madison Avenue, Sturgeon Bay. Stay in your homes. Minimize contact with anyone demonstrating these symptoms.

This is not a test. The Center for Disease Control has increased the alert level to red. A complete curfew and quarantine of the Door County area has been issued. Stay in your home. I repeat, stay in your home. Do not attempt to reproach or apprehend the bodies of the infected. Barricade all ground-level doors and windows to protect against forced entry of the inflicted. Arm yourself and aim for the head.

They are infected
The death rejected
Contaminated
Reanimated
They are infected
The death rejected
Contaminated
Reanimated

This is not a test. Due to the irreparable contamination, the Army has declared northern Door County unmanageable and are pulling all forces and resources from the area. In order to prevent further contamination, all bridges will be detonated tomorrow at 3 pm Central Standard Time. Including the Maple-Oregon Street, Route 57/42, and the Michigan Street Bridge. This is a mandatory evacuation. All residents who have not crossed over will be left behind.

They are infected
The death rejected
Contaminated
Reanimated
They are infected
The death rejected
Contaminated
Reanimated

Hey guys, I think it’s working. Hel- hello? Is anyone out there?
We have food, water, and weapons. We made it to the granary.